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Saturday, August 8, 2009

Twilight Party Tips

I can honestly say that if Rob himself were at our Twilight party he would have had his pants (a.k.a.trousers) off by the end of the night. Let's say there are two possible scenarios to back up my theory.

Scenario 1: Rob shows up with his entourage, of course, and is served a refreshingly delicious red beverage (homemade sangria) and continues to drink away the night whilst party-goers take turns sitting in his lap. About 3am, he gets up on the kitchen table and proceeds to do a strip-tease to "Supermassive Black Hole".
OR
Scenario 2: Rob shows up with his entourage, of course, and is immediately attacked by obsessed fans who leave him with, let's just say, LESS clothing than he originally came in with....

Yeah, our Twilight party was THAT amazing. I've got some Twilight Party tips that will knock your socks (or trousers) clean off.

First, get your guest list together. Seems simple but it's important that you get a master list (you will love yourself later for it, I promise). About a month before the party, send them a "teaser" invitation with enough info to get them excited. (I will blog about the teaser invite in a later post.)

Then a month later and about 2 weeks before the party, send each guest a FORMAL invite. This should list all of the info (dress code, place, time, etc.). More to come on that subject as well.

In addition to the pre-invite and the formal invite, customize an e-vite that they can RSVP to.....they can also leave comments and see who else is invited on it which builds momentum and excitement for the party. You can customize the e-vite to a Twilight theme. We even put a pic of Bella and Ed on it as well as a pic of the cover of the book. www.evite.com

Stay tuned for more awesome, stellar, unequivocally (Thanks, Bella) amazing ideas.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Monday, August 3, 2009

Twilight Oath

I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment, this covenant:

I will forever respect and admire the talented Stephanie Meyer who so poetically compiled her wet dreams for the benefit of myself as well as for the others who stand before me.

I will apply, for the benefit of myself, all measures that are required to sustain the Quileute way of life to include flirting with a local to gather information and becoming best friends with the HOT enemy (who walks around half naked).

I will douse myself in glitter and run through a grassy meadow whenever the opportunity presents itself, for imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and may actually be quite fun.

I will remember that baseball is an art form, and that lightening, thunder, and rain create the perfect backdrop for men who hit like concrete blocks but run like gazelles.

I will not be ashamed to say "I'm obsessed with Twilight," nor will I fail to call upon my fellow Legend Alliance members for support when the urge to watch the movie with Rob's audio commentary on for the 18th time overwhelms me…

May I always remember that I remain a member of The Legend Alliance forever (or at least until the next Harry Potter movie comes out) so as to preserve the finest love story of our time and may I long experience the joy of the Twilight series and be invited back next year.