Twilight Oath

I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment, this covenant:

I will forever respect and admire the talented Stephanie Meyer who so poetically compiled her wet dreams for the benefit of myself as well as for the others who stand before me.

I will apply, for the benefit of myself, all measures that are required to sustain the Quileute way of life to include flirting with a local to gather information and becoming best friends with the HOT enemy (who walks around half naked).

I will douse myself in glitter and run through a grassy meadow whenever the opportunity presents itself, for imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and may actually be quite fun.

I will remember that baseball is an art form, and that lightening, thunder, and rain create the perfect backdrop for men who hit like concrete blocks but run like gazelles.

I will not be ashamed to say "I'm obsessed with Twilight," nor will I fail to call upon my fellow Legend Alliance members for support when the urge to watch the movie with Rob's audio commentary on for the 18th time overwhelms me…

May I always remember that I remain a member of The Legend Alliance forever (or at least until the next Harry Potter movie comes out) so as to preserve the finest love story of our time and may I long experience the joy of the Twilight series and be invited back next year.